Parmesan is smaller.
Named after the X-Files character. In December 2018, they briefly fostered Gozer, a skinny 9-month old Golden originally named Rose. 6/21/2014[1] The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Grapefruit juice, mint, vodka, triple sec/Cointreau; tribute to GR Mom's late grandmother, This was a bonus episode, but they happened to have a cocktail; therefore, it was described in the episode as the "not-cocktail" of the week. His previous family lost interest in him, and were not caring for his allergy needs. Hopper is also starting to get a little white mask on her face as of late 2018. Cognac, gin, Cointreau noir, lime juice, orange bitters, absinthe rinse; shaken, served with orange oil from the rind. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Orgeat syrup can be added for sweetness. Remoulade came to the squad with diabetes, erlychia and Lyme Disease. Affiliation Gin, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, club soda, (no rules podcast, but still with a cocktail!) Founding member of Team Chaos Emergency surgery was performed to remove the object, which was later determined by GR mom to be pieces of a few dog toys. Gender She's part of a bonded pair with Maggieand was a part-time existential philosopher[1]. Celebrating National Root Beer Float Day and honoring dry (no alcohol) August, though this would not last for the whole month. Bailey's, Kahla, vodka, ice, and heavy cream (+chocolate syrup), blended to a milkshake consistency. He also ran in his sleep. He found immediate comfort in holding tennis balls and Blhaj in his mouth, and quickly joined Team Chaos upon his arrival at the Keys house. Although Hopper has the name, Venkman is the one who actually hops backward when she sees her food dish. A variation on the Negroni replacing gin with Champagne; translates to "the Negroni mistake." Relatives Life Partner / Soul Sister: Jasmine Canadian whiskey, lemon juice, maple syrup; GR Mom invention that's "basically a whiskey sour, but Canadian". It was during their trip to Key West in 2017 that Queso hit a turning point and began her recovery into the playful, face chomping, permanent member of the Golden Ratio. Juice of 1/2 lime, 2oz gin, ice, topped with club soda. Affiliation
Jasmine experienced a very quick downturn in late February 2020 that included fatigue, pain in her legs, and trouble standing. Weight
--GR Mom, Alcohol-free (AF) version: elderflower cordial, club soda. MAGGIE, also known as SCHMIEG, has a domed head and often receives gentle reassurances from GR mom in the morning. Elderflower Quarantini and corresponding Placebo-rita. Gozer was always intended to be a temporary foster, and she was with the GR family for a week until a different foster home was found. Ever the helpful pup, she also made it her duty to eat any leftover bits of the meal so they would not be wasted. [4]. Jasmeen Meen, The Finest Dog I've Ever Seen Seen Female Birthday: 10/14/2007. He was allegedly brought in only as a foster dog but on the same day that his adoption was announced, it was discovered that he'd had an official GR twitter since May. Swizzle has darker fur than Jasmine. She was very large for a Golden, but her exact weight is unknown, as she didn't like getting on the dog scale. She remains awesome and always shall be. Biographical information c. 2010-2011 Light rum, dark rum, simple syrup, lime juice, lemon juice, avocado, ice.
Black strap rum, Campari, pineapple juice, lime juice, simple syrup, Suggested and invented by Friend of the Squad run_doclisa: variation on the French 75. Being a Therapy Dog + Running with Dogs, Mint, simple syrup, rum, Angostura bitters, swizzled and served over ice, Alcohol free (AF): vinegar, sugar, and desired fruit, Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, champagne, Rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, ginger ale, Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, lemon juice, simple syrup, Cynar, 16. [2] Later in the fall of 2019, Jasmine and Queso again shared medical maladies, when they each developed vestibular syndrome within a few days of each other.[3]. 50. There is some speculation among Golden Ratio fans that Venkman was sired by Pure Derp, rather than an actual canine. Maggie passed away on April 9, 2019, after a battle with hemangiosarcoma. He's also MUCH taller than anyone else. She was a member of Team Roastie due to her missing teeth. As an elderly doggo, Queso did not use stairs. "A fortuitous mistake" --GR Mom. Gin, Blood Orange w/Meyer Lemon ginger ale (also from Bruce Cost), 0.5oz orange juice, 0.5oz lemon juice, 1oz simple syrup. Though Parmesan was still ultimately in his final days, he was announced as adopted on Christmas Eve 2020. Despite being left with a shaved patch on her side and a "zipper" where the lump used to be, she made a great recovery, and empathized with Queso, who had her own benign tumors removed days after. Queso had to ride up the elevator upon arrival, but did not like it at all. Classic cocktail: sugar cube soaked with Angostura bitters (1-2 dashes), topped with champagne. 2. Riley, aka, Boyfren, was a member of The Golden Ratio, having joined the squad as a foster dog on March 5, 2019. Curiously, this room previously served as Jasmine's dining quarters, as Jasmine's nihilistic tendencies to wander off and philosophize during mealtime led her to forget to finish eating.
(GR Mom and Dad did not drink this and have no plans to do so; they drank Painkillers during the podcast.
Fever Tree Mediterranean tonic, Hendrick's gin, garnished with juniper berries, a lime wedge, and a cube of Manchego cheese. Date of death Recipe available, Mint julep with chopped peaches and peach preserves added, Essentially a Tom Collins with bourbon instead of gin: whiskey, lemon, simple syrup, and club soda. Other "bonus" episodes may or may not mention a cocktail, and occasionally a "regular" podcast will omit a cocktail for various reasons. "A good drink if you lived on a farm"- GR Mom, "It's fizzy, it's orangey, it's very good." Bourbon, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, demerara syrup (simple syrup made with demerara sugar), grenadine, bitters. Jasmine The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. The prevailing hypothesis was that his ancestry was half Golden and half Irish Wolfhound, but DNA tests later revealed that he was actually a Labradoodle, a mix between a Labrador Retriever and a Poodle. Despite being named after famed snake-banisher St. Patrick, he never expressed any decisive feelings about snake toys. Physical description Gender Finally, it was announced at the September 14 liveshow in Maryland that Boyfren was officially, officially adopted. Cheese In honor of the Swiz. She is missed dearly and remembered fondly by everyone she brought joy to (that is, everyone who has ever seen a picture of her). Although a happy, handsome dog, and very photogenic, Riley did not enjoy group photos and typically appeared quite grumpy in them. Tequila, lime juice, ginger liqueur, grenadine, cherries, ginger ale.
- in which it's described how she will be assisting you in her professional capacity[4]. CB was always intended as a permanent squad member, but couldn't become official until Guacamole's foster period was over. Maggie, also known as Schmieg or the Schmiegly One, is a member of the Golden Ratio. Seeing Queso's condition, GR mom and dad decided to keep Queso for the expected short time she had left. Biographical information August 1, 2012 1. Chief Brody, Voodoo, and Parmesan are English Cream goldens, so they are all white. Despite his limited eyesight, Remi has learned to get around the house, took the stairs with growing confidence and discovered a love of swimming. February 11th, 2020 Riley is brown with white around his mouth and both of his eyes. Celebrating GR Mom & Dad's 6th wedding anniversary. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1016791279068418048. Alcohol free (AF). This discovery by GR Mom led to the creation of Fat Jail, a small room, closed off with a baby gate in Golden Ratio Headquarters. Maggie has a beautiful sugar face, magnificent floof, an odd but endearing body shape (perhaps due to being obese at one time in life), and the most perfect dome in all existence. Cocktail in honor of the Cheese Cube. Date of death [2] He was fine, but between this and his Parkour down the stairs, he was known to cause GR Mom a lot of stress! Gender
Hopper and Venkman look very similar. Before the Golden Ratio social media accounts were created, they fostered over 20 dogs. In Queso's last days, she took to sleeping outside on the porch and Venk would keep her company, and when Hopper had an infection in her leg, Venk stuck to her sister like glue. A play on a classic cocktail, the Suffering Bastard. Venkman: Is blonde, and is Hopper's younger half sister. Shortly after arriving, when the girls were all outside the house, GR mom and dad could not find Queso and became concerned. Adopting the pair was an almost immediate decision. Cognac, lime juice, ginger syrup, sugar syrup, mint leaves, soda water. A Quarantini from This Podcast Will Kill You, punch recipe: 1 can frozen lemonade, 1 can frozen orange juice, 2 cups bourbon, black tea, water, frozen to slushy consistency and topped with ginger ale to serve. Venk is very caring andempathetic with the other dogs. Later, she enjoyed spending time with Swizzle, her tinier and hungrier doppelganger with a shared interest in car rides. Good Boy Shortly after Voodoo joined the Squad, Parmesan was introduced. Tip: Search (AF) to see alcohol-free drinks; include the parentheses. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.
She is easy to confuse with Venkman but has long crinkly fur that comes past the bottom of her ears. 4/9/19 Species She has fairly short chest floof. Marital status He's WAY BIGGER than swiz, who is the smallest of the squad. Affiliation Similar to a whiskey sour, invented at. Gin, bourbon, brandy, lime juice, bitters, ginger ale. Her head is shaped like a perfect dome. special Treats include meatballs, cheeseburgers, and especially WAFFLES. Queso was a member of the Golden Ratio family, having been adopted on December 1st, 2017. For many, his passing brought to mind a story written by a Friend Of The Squad who imagined him being guided to the Golden Ratio household by a squad of "there-but-not-there" friends - the angel dogs who'd passed before him[4]. As of March 2020, Venk is back to a healthy weight and has been allowed to eat with the other dogs. Light & dark rum, pineapple, orange juice, bitters, grenadine. ~85 lb If the dog is looking damp from swimming, it's Hops. Maggie was GR Mom's Number One Cooking Pal, often waiting patiently in the kitchen with her and providing excellent company and companionship while GR Mom prepared meals. November 5th, 2004 Vodka, peach nectar, Fleur de Vie (hibiscus spirit from. Jasmine's life partner, Schmieg, asked Riley to take good care of Jasmine and GR Mom and Dad before she left for Schmieg Heaven, and Riley did a top notch excellent job. She has a narrow face, which is white and brown. Physical description Venk had vveekly vveigh-ins during her vvorkouts prior to the 5K. Schmieg (Derivative of GR Mom's Big Cheese chant posted on twitter by user @maryann_jamison after Queso passed away), Big cheese, It's the big cheese, we love you big cheese, You are our big cheese, The Key West big cheese, Escape-o big cheese. She laid watch over Queso when Queso had ingested a foreign object and was later seen comforting Jasmine after Maggie, with whom Jasmine was bonded, passed away.
Although they probably weren't related genetically, they were a close bonded pair when they were rescued. Friend of the Squad submission: tequila, limoncello, lime cordial. She loved to play, and her favorite pal to play with was Venkman. "A nice little orangey, tart gin drink.". This was the first turning point. Many people who have known Queso in real life since she was adopted by GR mom and dad have commented that she seemed to be getting younger every day. Date of birth Jasmine is also darker brown, but the white on her face is not complete. 1oz each of Cognac, rum, and lemon or lime juice; 0.5 oz Grand Marnier; simple syrup; dash of orange bitters. Species The spiced rum used here is Duval Street from. Bourbon, aperol, lime juice, ginger beer, Whiskey, Bailey's, coconut rum (in equal parts), Empress gin, cranberry and ginger simple syrup, lemon juice, champagne. https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1276155010666115072?s=20, https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1306649587424391168, https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1352363953876332544, https://soundcloud.com/user-984462899/155-there-but-not-there, https://soundcloud.com/user-984462899/163-remembering-st-patrick. Perfect Domed Angel Schmieg health update, Venk Howls, and, Coconut rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, Eggnog; can be spiked with rum, whiskey, or bourbon (Don't Use Rye), Sparkling apple cider, mango, banana, superfine sugar, crushed ice, 45. RILEY, Butterbean, and Dentists of Cannibals. She was named after Dr Peter Venkman, Bill Murrays character in Ghostbusters. As a result, he was given a special diet of whatever he wanted. Gender Here are some distinguishing characteristics: The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. 
His honorary birthday was on St. Patrick's Day, but as an older doggo, he also got a celebration on his half birthday with a cake of his own. Affiliation One shot rum, 1 dash Angostura bitters, slice of lime, 4. 2/29/2020 [1] On June 1, 2020, St. Patrick (originally Theo) joined the household while in recovery from emaciation and multiple illnesses. Aliases Team Roasty He also has a more angular face than the rest of the dogs. Losing weight has also helped, which is the primary reason GR Mom and Dad try to restrict her overeating: her health and longevity are paramount, even though there's no shame in being a floofy chonk and and everyone loves Meatball Venk. In July of 2018, Queso did not eat for several days.
Although Riley's health issues prevented GR Mom and Dad from formally adopting him, they announced on the June 12, 2019 edition of TheGolden Ratio podcast that they were officially keeping him and everyone else should back off GR Mom's Boyfren. She also often received Schmieg Affirmations, which are positive statements from GR Mom reminding her of what a perfect dog she was and how everything in her life was going to be great. It should also be noted that in the snaps, Jasmine tries to play nihilism (Unless its playtime) and Swizzle is more energetic. GR Mom invention: mint, lime juice, equal parts rum and bourbon. Her favorite game to play was "FLING! Their @ on Twitter is @st_paws. Similar to a whiskey sour. F**k Vladmir Putin. Very lorge. She is blonde with a white face, and a flatter shaped head. On November 17, 2020, Voodoo (renamed from Bu) was introduced as a foster. At home version of a cocktail from. Due to stomach issues, he couldn't have a full carrot but often got a small bit of roastie "for the taste" so he could join in with his siblings. Guac is also the largest of the current squad. Date of birth She's known for her cheery introductions - beginning with "Yes hello!" 60 lbs At one point it was discovered that VENK IS THE MOOOOOOON - confirmed by the wild display of enthusiasm she shows when someone tells her so. Physical description Chief Brody has curlier fur and his nose is more black than Voodoo; Voodoo has a pinkish nose. The dark rum used here is Raw and Unfiltered from, Spiced rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, allspice-cider syrup, and bitters garnished with candied ginger. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Jasmine: is a darker brown. Vink, vink, vink the dink, vink vink vink the dink. The Golden Ratio Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Biographical information (Cocktails not consumed during podcast, just discussed--actually drinking Painkillers.). Team Roastie Named after Boston's Ward 8, a district historically associated with political corruption. Gin with butterfly pea flower, pineapple juice, lemon juice, orgeat syrup, Coconut rum, cream of coconut, blue curacao; coconut on rim of glass; reported on podcast that it might be better with some lime, Tequila, lime juice, ginger syrup, Angostura bitters. On his diet of fast food and canned dogfood, he managed to gain some weight during his time in the GR household. 