- So he's bluffin'. He he said if I was a dyke that made him a queer. No high-sticking. A movie phrases and sayings search engine. You don't do that.
- The lron League, huh? We're deader than this stinkin' town is. Who's gonna take his place? But, well, the mill is closing. We're hot. I'm ready to take estimates from the membership. There goes Jeff Hanson into the corner. - Joe McGrath. Lily Braden: - Sam, let 'em out. - He wasn't gonna tell you. Sergeant, you will never meet a greater champion of pure hockey than me. So I went out, and she comes leaping out with this banner. They're talkin' about you in the streets. You don't say stuff like that on the ice. - Oh, no. Listen to this. Hyannisport broadcaster:
You know what I mean? Jeez, we got a lot of years between us, Francine. Tim McCracken: You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra skin jockstrap. Author: Natasha Walker. You know, Reggie told me you've gotten terrific since you left him. Hold it. - Fuckin' team's folding.
See how the sale is going. You're garbage for letting us all go down the drain. (after meeting the Hansons) Reggie Dunlop: Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Ned Braden: Is he nice to her? Reggie Dunlop: Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us! It's gotta be true. I can't control 'em any more. But Dave was there. For the sake of the game, they oughta throw him in San Quentin. - I got good news! That's two to nothing. Dickie, Dickie, they've already built the rink! - It sucks! A crushing check on the boards! You're making her nervous. - A look at sports. A Saturday-night game. - Hands off me, or you forfeit the game. - I'm not gonna goon it up for you. If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I mean, I'd see more of you. Just some English pig with no brains, you know. You look like my mother! They're folk heroes. [to Ogie Ogilthorpe] And for spear, you know, like that. - No, well, I just asked out of curiosity. A used puck bag? Just bullies? Reggie Dunlop: You called her a dyke? "Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux, continuing his brilliant first season with the Chiefs", OK. "Denis Lemieux continue sa saison". and Eddie Shore sends me this guy that's a terrible masturbator.
They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win. Steve Hanson: Called us names! 50-50, right? I'd rather have 'em play with their toys than with themselves. Those poor old people down there, they gotta have something to root for. He told me so. A retirement community has bought the Chiefs? - That's bullshit. Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call. - You're right. - Get that pervert off the ice! I think about women's bodies. - Gee, thanks, Reggie. Yeah, the pretty one. - It's wonderful! You broke the darn car. It's pathetic. I am placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing Jim Ahern: I'm glad Mrs Carr isn't here tonight, because this is a lascivious display! - You're afraid of these goons, aren't you? OK. | - No, I swear to you. Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits. And here's a name from the past. - Dickie Dunn? Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
- Ten bucks, wife and kids. [ALL EXCLAIMING]
All the time, puke! has been known to carve a man's eye out with a flick of the wrist. Maybe it'll change, and I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies. Let's go! Somebody's gonna kill you, you dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me. Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. That's finished. - I wouldn't crack your knuckles for $100. Sit down. We don't wanna make it any tougher for the Chiefs. Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! He tell me 'I love her.'. - That ice is a goddamn disgrace. OOOOOOOOOH. Yeah! To win. - I don't wanna watch it! - Are you guys brothers? What? Well, actually she's she's on waivers. And I just said 'Jesus stop it Joe, I'm ashamed of you!' - Somebody's pulling a practical joke. Bring the kids. - Can't figure it out. I was tryin' to capture the spirit of the thing. How are you? - She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? The Peterborough Patriots versus the Charlestown Chiefs.
and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. My attitude's right. Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. A bounty?
Somebody threw a fucking tyre chain, hit him right in the mouth. (afterthe Hansons join the team) Johnny Upton: They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.
Let's get outta here.
I just made that shit up. Hanrahan's an ape.
That's the way. - Oh, piss on Eddie Shore. Morris Wanchuk: He doesn't have to depend on hockey. He's gonna do somethin'. Suzanne Hanrahan: The Chiefs will be sittin' pretty in Florida when this town is a stinkin' memory. Not this! No, they were defending the honour of Charlestown at the time. Steve Hanson: Old-time hockey? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on. It's my last game, and I wanna play it straight. Play heads-up out there. | Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself, am I right? Let 'em know you're there! - Get out there and stick 'em! Register to update information, save favorites, post photos, news stories and comments. I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks. - They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'. - Cover his wrinkled old ass. I wanna win that championship tonight, but I wanna win it clean. [Seeing Reggie in a store phone booth] - That's very interesting. - What are you guys doin'? Here's one for nostalgia fans!
- I'm waitin' for quiet. We could all end up in the clinker for this. We're better than any club if we try. - You're no good at it. Come on, Reg. Joe, I don't care man. - We oughta cream those guys! - Bye, Reggie. - OK. Come on, Steve, let's go. - What's the matter with her? - I don't know. Before Larry has his one chance at ourJackpot Bowl. - Well, that's not much to go on, Reggie! You name it.
Joe Nolan - Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown, Cliff Thompson - Walt Comisky (bus driver). I'm gonna be calling my brother tomorrow at the fuckin' Chrysler plant. We've been clowns. Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us! - Watch Braden. The fucker was holdin' on till he could scrounge a job. I'm only halfway out the revolving door, know what I mean? You get your cheques. - Oh, boy. - We thought it'd be a big surprise. Bleed all over 'em. He challenged the Chiefs! I think that's Steve. This is a serious game, not a freak show!
It make me sick. Sometimes I think I get it. Don't bother your daddy now. Reggie Dunlop: You have to get out there on the firing line. Now try winning a game for a change! Those guys are retards! You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that. Every player on that team thinks I'm the greatest. You're going bald. -..the camera and say hello to anybody. This is Jim Carr. Goofs I ended up in the hospital. Cos I have to tell it in court anyway. I throw up my hands. I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. Her breathing makes him feel more secure. Let's go, Denis. - Reg is our coach.
Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on.
-Piss on old-time hockey. Well, I'm not playin' my last game that way. Are you crazy?
You oughta put some fucking - These people are gonna be broke. All she could do was drink and cry, like you. These guys are a fucking disgrace! That's Oggie! - Who cares? I knew it would piss the shit out of him. - You think you can help with these? So far as the coaching goes, you know, the Chiefs are Hey. Braden's bailin' you out! I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen.
I'm listening to the fucking song! Trivia - Faire pipi, eh?
Peterborough lost tonight, so as of now we're in the play-offs! I hear Real old-fashioned guts, for Dave "Killer" Carlson. - We're losin'! I would go over to this wife's house, and we would get drunk. - Who cares? You stick with Reg. Come on, let's go, let's go! We're the freaks in a fuckin' sideshow. - Chickenshit yellow-belly. - For the sake of the game they oughta throw this fucking guy in San Quentin. Reggie Dunlop: Bullshit. Fuck him.
She also has a drinking problem, and I have no idea where she is. - Yeah, you'll have quiet. They seem so childish. OR You're supposed to be like that. This reporter is stunned! - I may be bald, but I'm not chickenshit. - It's good publicity. I'm payin' for it. Hi, Jim Carr again. They've dumped a lot of capital into this. Download sound clips of the best quotes and sound effects sampled from the Slap Shot movie soundboard that you can use as custom computer sounds. - You think he's all he's cracked up to be? Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. And he started slappin' me around. McGrath: What are you talking about?
Jim Carr: - Well, I don't think - For the works. - The padded shoulders give it a '40s look. They oughta cut the costumes up higher on the thigh, so you can see more ass. They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'. Remember that great Peterborough game in '68? - I'm doin' what I like right here. Show us what you got. I don't know why Syracuse elected to miss the warm-up. [referee skates over to Steve Carlson during the playing of the National Anthem]. - Who's gonna take his place? OK, Coach. I'm tellin' you, he jumped us. Are you nuts? Denis Lemieux: I didn't have my jacket on. whose positive-thinking records have been a tremendous help. - Ten bucks he says the guys at work. Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing? I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on, racin' around the ice like that. - Hey, fellas. - Let's just say I'm chickenshit. I hate it here. Let's go, Chiefs! - Mm-hm. - Honey, I'm paying by the hour for this. She's a dyke! Look at that. - They're criminals. The fans are standing up to them! You mean, you could sell us but you won't? - What? what with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada. We could've gone to the Aces. I don't know. I'm Anita McCambridge. He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it! - Gimme that damn mike! - I'm gonna come back to you. He's probably calling Florida. It's probably a bunch of crap anyway. Reggie Dunlop: Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Denis Lemieux: They don't call me Dr. Hook for nothin'. Ned Braden's come into the booth. - Who, me? We won last night. - I say "Who own the Chiefs?". Come back and see us. Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Nora Ephron, You fucked my wife,' said David, the words coming from his mouth before he realised how pathetic they sounded. I think it's settled in my kidneys. I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump. without ever really knowing who you were, that you were wrong. - I think that went very well. - Makin' it look mean. He love her. - An object, right in the face. Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Reggie Dunlop: Remember how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me? - Amy, take this in the house. You are totally fucked! - Why don't you call a massage parlour?
She wants me to quit hockey. "Trade me right fucking now.". I was drivin' her crazy. You're the best girl in the whole world. People go nuts for us. Transcript: Suzanne Hanrahan: You see, I personally have been talkin' to the owner. - Want me to run in with stretchers? - Would you hold it a minute? One with the universe. I missed you. It's my last game. No wonder he went nuts.
And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida? I'll save it for you. Maybe Braden's a faggot. Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. Reggie Dunlop: Who's the owner Joe? The Charlestown Chiefs are not fighting back! They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em! If you leave, you won't have that problem, will ya? - 10,000 mill workers placed on waivers. I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face. Jeff Hanson: Eddie Shore? I've been benched. Sergeant, I would like to see the bail just a little more reasonable - Joe, hurry it up. That was wrestling shit. We're looking forward to a real contest. There's no one to stop it because there are no officials on the ice. . It ain't mean enough. Everybody is just on their feet screaming "Kill!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has all the earmarks of a hockey classic. Reggie Dunlop: I wanted to tell you that I forgot the whole thing. I would go nuts if someone called my wife a dyke.
Kill!" - Yeah! - I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again. If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag? - Hey, guys, we'll see you later.
- Get the fuck out. By handling the obligations of the search mechanism, you almost prove you can keep up. A groin injury. ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy. - I told him not to do that. Stop him! which is why I've been too busy to call you. Morris Wanchuk: Let's go. Johnny Upton: They don't want you to score goals. Did you ever wanna sleep with a man? Denis Lemieux:
Your son looks like a fag to me. Uploaded: 12 December, 2020 You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
That was some road trip. This young fella is in a hurry because he's got the prettiest wife you ever saw waitin'. Reggie Dunlop: And remember I went up to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chick's clothes? You know, I've had it with the show business crap, too. Real cement-head. - The thing's not workin'. Reggie Dunlop: I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida. No slashing. My accountant tells me I'm better off folding the team, taking a tax loss. What they're really lookin' for is a cheap deal on a team. You're not having second thoughts about this, are you? - I'll pay you back tomorrow. Yeah. - I'm with Braden. Gotta hand it to the old bastard. You're not getting any younger.
They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us. Big crowd out there tonight. Jesus, Lily, there've been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. Reggie Dunlop: I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing.